Script for JUG:011A EGG N FACE

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FIRST TRANSPARENCY • Juggling For The Birds

You may think this is for the birds

but my EGG N FACE

short PHILOSOPHY COURSE

is a part of the curriculum for the MAJOR.

Of course it entertains the

CLASSICAL philosophical question:

Which came first the

chicken or the egg?

CHANT F.

ACTION Instructions: slowly take eggs out of individual plastic bags.

My grandmother had a good saying:

one should not put all their

eggs in one plastic bag!

OOPS!

OH

NO

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD LAY AN EGG!!!

ACTION Instructions: slowly pick up the dropped bag and mush the egg around and hold it out for public view.

Was that a Freudian slip or just an

attempt to crack a yoke?!?

Now to the point, which came first?

ACTION Start juggling THREE EGGS and walk toward the audience. Sooner or later eggs fly into the audience followed by a CHICKEN.

It must have been the ___!!!

It looks like the YOKE is on YOU!

This is the chicken that laid those eggs. TA DA

SECOND TRANSPARENCY • Made it to Broadway

You can see I made it to Broadway,

i.e. Broadway Ave. in Cape Girardeau, MO.

THIRD TRANSPARENCY • RECESS FOR THREE

And for our last RECESS ACTION Start the music!!

TOSS

TOSS

TOSS

Make another ball.

Hold two balls in your right

hand and one in your left.

Throw the first ball in your

right hand toward your left one.

As it peaks, throw the ball in

the left hand toward the right.

As the second ball peaks, throw

the final ball from your right hand.

Remember Beek's rhythmic

motion and say:

TOSS

TOSS

TOSS

IN RHYTHM.

Don't bother to catch any

of the balls at first.

Ok, let's try this - toss,

toss, toss - and try to catch none,

then one or two, later 3 balls.

ACTION Pick out jugglers to go up on stage (front of room)
- - When time is almost up have a stage show with the jugglers and give em a good send off. - -

Let's have a "round" of applause

for this fine juggling team!

If your juggling interest grows

and you want more instruction

please contact your local juggling club.

Check the Internet for my juggling pages.

The values in equations covered today may

vary slightly but Beek, Galileo, Shannon

and Wheeler are right in there with you.

For me, I most certainly am

out of my class today.

CHANT G.

HE IS OUT OF HIS CLASS TODAY!

Thanks for TRYING and Thanks for your

attention you have been a wonderful audience!