Function Festival         

Fall 2000                

                              
Scripts This page contains all the scripts for the festival. They will be updated with names and other information as it is decided. Click on the name of the skit you wish to view and you will jump to that location on the page.

Opening Scene with Grav

Ocity: Ladies and gentleman, students and teachers, Investigators of all kinds - we have found the first gravitom in captivity, "Grav".Scientists thought one or more existed but did not know how many legs it had nor its surface area. I, "Ocity", wish to introduce you to the wonderment of my "Function Festival" where you may "guess" each step of our path - or - you may not!

Ocity: At my command the great "Grav" will invert ~ an action never seen by a human before (except for those of us in dress rehearsal).

Grav: I can't escape the curves of space. Straight lines I walk and circles I trace. 

Ocity: OK "GRAV" INVERT!!!! You may think you are hearing a sound or even a song coming from "Grav" - well - yes - you - are.

Grav: I can't escape the curves of space. Straight lines I walk and circles I trace.

Ocity: BACK "GRAV" - Back "O Great One" - - Good (Ocity turns to the Investigators as "Grav" inverts and postulates) We do not know which is the NATURAL STATE for "Grav". Inside Out - Outside In - Are those OPPOSITES or the same(?) - maybe we should consider INSIDE IN or OUTSIDE OUT instead?? What do you Investigators think? Oh well - never mind - you are just beginning to muse about that OPPOSITE stuff for yourself - right!

Ocity: Tim - Do we have time for this?

Tim: We do we have time for a few function presentations if "Grav" cooperates

Moving Sidewalk

Three Cone Monty

Parabolas

Magic Show

 

Moving Sidewalk-

Materials:

1. Chart A to hang over moving sidewalk handrail showing d = r x t  (have examples of a constant distance with the affect that rate changes have
                 on the time     distance= rate x time 12 ft = 12 ft/min x ?  1 min.)).       

2. Chart B showing the summation of rates (the sidewalk rate plus the running rate)           

Actors:

1.      Two to make the moving sidewalk (machine person #1 and #2). 

2.      Two to walk on the sidewalk and talk about it (walker #1 and #2).

3.      One to run on the sidewalk (runner).

Script: 

Walker #1: You are really going to enjoy your trip to Spain.

Walker #2:  But, I’m not going to enjoy that long plane ride over.

Walker #1:  To bad you’re not taking the Concord.  That plane has such a fast rate that the time is much less.

Walker #2: When I’m a millionaire, that’s the way I’m going.

            Walker #1:  Is that what I think it is?  I’ve never seen one in person before.

            Walker #2: You mean a moving sidewalk?

Moving sidewalk #1 (ms #1): Look out here come some more tourist

Moving sidewalk #2 (ms #2): I hope they just stand on us and don’t and don’t go running on us.

Ms #1:They don’t seem to understand that we always move at the same rate or speed (12feet/minute) and since we are 12 feet long we
                        always give a
one minute ride.

(Put chart A over handrail)

Ms #2: Yes, but if they are late they want a faster ride and to decrease the time they must increase the rate.

Ms. #1:  But how can that happen, we always travel at the same rate?

Ms. #2: Yes, but if they walk or run then their rate is added to our rate for a total rate that is faster.

Ms #1:  So, then their ride will be less than one minute.

Ms #2: Exactly, if they walk on us at a rate of 12 feet/minute and we move 12 feet/minute then their total rate is 24 feet/minute and the
  @@@@@@ 12 foot distance is  covered in ½ minute instead of one minute.

(Put chart B over handrail)

Ms #1: I understand better now why people walk or run on us but it still hurts my back.

(Walkers step on and the sidewalk grimaces and grumbles.)

Walker #1: I’m glad we got to the airport early so we don’t have to rush.

Walker #2:  Here comes someone who didn’t get here early.

(Sidewalk exaggerates pain of being run on.)

Runner:  Excuse me; I’m late for my plane.

Ms. #1: I sure hope the ½ minute she saves gets her to her plane on time.

Walker #1:  Be careful getting off the sidewalk. You need to start walking right away or you might fall. Remember you are still moving at 20  feet/minute as you leave the moving sidewalk and if you don’t start walking at that speed your body will be moving faster than your feet and you could fall.

Walker #2: Like when my bike hit the curb and stopped but I kept going over the handlebars?

Walker #1:  Precisely.  


Three Cone Monty-


Thad: Ladies and gentlemen, if you could now feast your eyes on this table where a new event is about to take place!  Note how the sphere is being covered by one of these three cones.  Dawn is going to graph where the sphere is as Ashley tries to trick him by moving it.  Look!  Ashley has moved the cone covering the sphere to square two.  Dawn is graphing it!  Now Ashley has moved the sphere to square one.  Ashley needs to move faster if she wants to trick Dawn!  Wow!  Ashley keeps moving the sphere and Dawn has no trouble graphing it!

Cliff: So, what you're saying is that this line tells me everywhere the sphere has been, and where it is now?  How do I know the sphere is where the graph says it is?

Thad: Well, it appears that our moment of truth has arrived!  Ashley, according to the graph Dawn made, the sphere is now under the cone in square three.  Can you show us?  (Ashley lifts the cone) Amazing!  Dawn was right!  Lets try this again.  Only this time, there are four cones.  Ashley sure is moving faster this time!  Oh no!  Dawn isn't fast enough!  (Dawn starts to go crazy on the graph.) Do you guys know where the sphere is now?

Ashley: Is it under cone one? (point and pose) Or cone two? (point and pose)  Or did I stop the sphere under cone three?  (point and pose)

Thad: Wait!  I think they're saying it's under cone two, Ashley!  Let's try that.  Wonderful!  Maybe you guys could help us keep track again ...


Parabolas-

Actors:

        3 people are juggling
        2 people playing catch
        2 are holding the sign
        4 to jump up with equation.

Script:


Student #1: Hey haw are you?
            #2: Fine, what's up?
            #1: I need to ask you something.
            #2: Shoot.
            #1: Today in math class we talked about (with much hesitation) par-para-parabolas?
            #2: Oh-parabolas.
            #1: Ya.
            #2: Do you remember what you teacher told you about them?
            #1: The equation is Y equals, uh, I don't remember (4 holding a sign). It's y=x^2
            #1: Oh yea -   Y=x^2
            #2:  O.K. Good!  Parabolas are basically a shape that looks like this (makes one with hands), see over here (points to sheet). This line is @@@@@ the graph of the equation- Y=x^2, and you can find parabolas everywhere.
            #1: What do you mean you can find parabolas everywhere. You can never  use math outside  of class, right?
            #2:  Of course not, math is fun, and it has many applications in life. It is all around in our world.
            #1: Oh-so if that is true-where is parabola here.
            #2: Well, look right here at these people that are juggling, the balls that they are throwing are making parabolas.  Do you see them?
            #1:  I think so.
            #2: Why are you so unsure of yourself?  Here make a shape of a parabola  with your hand. (They do it together.)
            #2:  Now-try to put that in sync' with the jugglers.
            #1.  Oh-Oh   I see it now- (Goes to each juggler and points to parabolas)
            #2:  Good - now you got it!
            #1:  Yea - and here is a parabola over here - where these two are playing catch.  See it.
            #2: 
Yes - good!
            #1:  TO AUDIENCE
   Can you guys think of what other things may make  a parabola?

Magic Show

Dawn: Hello everyone, welcome to our magic show! We are going to show you some wonderful magic tricks. (And we show them a cylinder.) This cylinder has two kinds of figures (We open the cylinder and the cylinder becomes both a circle and a rectangle). This cylinder was made by a circle and a rectangle and also the helix is just a straight line. It is almost like magic, isn't it? But now I am going to show you real magic. (And Paul goes to the back of the parachute, and they put the small parachute over him.  So  that Paul can escape from the parachute to behind the curtains. They are spinning the cylinder after two seconds. Some music is coming from behind. When the parachute is lifted Paul is gone.Some of the calculus students sit with the elementary school students and say, "where is he, where is he?" Then, Ash gives signal to Wayne and Wayne appears from the crowd).

Dawn: How was your journey?

Wayne: It was a good trip, too short though.

Dawn: Sometimes math looks like magic, but it is not magic at all. If you know how to do it then it is more like a trick. Now we shall show you how we did
the trick.
(and Paul comes out from behind the curtains).

Paul: We are twins.

Dawn: Mm . . . I got it.

Paul and Wayne (together): Now our class members will show you .....




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